Friday, August 11, 2017

MODI-ya-bind

MODI-ya-bind
Patient : Dr, I have a problem with my eyes. Every time I look into my wallet, I see nothing.
Doctor: it's a new disease called
MODI-ya-bind ðŸ¤£ðŸ˜‚

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Court marriage karni hai ya mummy papa se puchh kar arrange marriage karni hai

Court marriage karni hai ya mummy papa se puchh kar arrange marriage karni hai.Court marriage karni hai ya mummy papa se puchh kar arrange marriage karni hai.

Ladki ne kaha hum gareeb hain aur mere papa abhi shadi ka kharcha nahi utha sakte

aur

Main apne parents ki bahut respect karti hoon main ghar se bhagne ki bajay mar jana pasand karungi.

Lekin aap mere parents se baat kar sakte hain baiki ve jaisa kahenge vaisa hoga.

Ladke ne kaha “mujhe kya objection hoga" maine kaun sa
dahej ki demand rakhni hai.

Tum kah rahi ho to main baat kar lunga.

Ladka unke ghar jata hai aur unke mata-pita se baat karta hai.

Ladki ke pita ne kaha mere paas to sirf 1000 rupaye pade
Hain,

Main shadi kaise karun ladke ne kaha shadi to hajar rupaye mein bhi ho jati hai.

Ladki ke papa ne kaha wo kaise ladke ne kaha aap kal mere saath chalna.

Agle din ladka aata hai aur kahta hai apne family ke khas khas logo ke saath mere saath chaliye.

Vo sab uski gaadi mein baith jaate hain thodi door jakar ek sweet shop ke saamne ladka gadi rokta hai.

Aur kahta hai papaji aap 2 kilo badiya wali sweets le aaiye.

Vo sweets le aate hain uske baad ladka ek court ke saamne gaadi rokta hai or court mein ladki ke saath shadi ka registration karvata hai.

Ladka kahta hai pitaji ho gai shadi ab aap mithai baant dijie aur ho gai is 1000 rapaye ki mithai mein shadi,

aapko aur koi kharcha nahi karna hai ladki ke father ki aankhon mein aansu aa jate hain.

Lekin ek mahine baad hi ladke ki ek accident mein maut ho jati hai.

Ladki accidental spot per pahuchti hai to dead body dekh kar behosh ho jati hai.

Ladke ka postmortum hota hai aur dead body aur khoon se lathpath kapde ghar aa jate hain.

Ladke ka antim sanskar kar diya jata hai.

Ladki ne wo khoon se sane kapde dhobi ko dhone ke liye diye.

Dhobi ne kaha madam ye kapde fenk dijiye.

Ye bekar ho gaye hain aur ye daag ab jaane wale nahi hain.

Lekin ladki ne kaha tum rahne do.

Mere paas ye kapde unki yaad ke taur par rahenge main in kapdo ko kisi ko nahi dungi

Ladki ne kapde khud dhoye lekin khoon ke daag nahi gaye.

Ladki so gai sapne mein ladki ko ek budhiya najar Aai.

Usne kaha Ye daag aise nahi jaane wale.

{Ha Ha Ha Ha}

Ladki dar kar uth jati hai agle din ladki ne kapde fir dhoye.

Lakin daag nahi gaye raat ko ladki ko fir wahi bhayanak chehre wali budhiya najar aai.

Usne kaha ye daag aise nahi jaane wale.

{Ha Ha Ha Ha}

Aise ek hafte tak chalta raha.

Ladki ke liye sona mushkil ho gaya ek din ladki ke ghar Ki ghanti baji.

Ladki ne darvaja khola to darr ke mare cheekh Padi.

Vahi sapne me najar aane wali budhiya uske saamne khadi thi.

Usne kaha daro nahi beti main jaanti hoon tum kapdo ke daag se pareshan ho wo daag aise nahi jaane wale kyuk

Asal mein tum washing powder galat istemal kar rahi ho ye lo

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Isse daag jarur chale jayenge

Aur

Vo budhiya bina paise liye chali jaati hai.

ladki ne un kapdo ko (SURF EXCEL) se dhoya to daag chale gaye.

To daag nikalne ke liye

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Istemal kijiye.

THANKS ☺😂😂😂😂

Punjaban In London

punjaban-in-londonA Punjaban in London talking to a Dr about her sick child ....
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"My kaka is ill ek week da. Na eat da, na sleep da , bas weep da te cheek da, nale nak vi leak da"

 
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