Sunday, May 17, 2015

Seven Complicated Facts About Women

Seven complicated facts about Women:
1. They believe in saving.
2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes.
3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear.
4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully.
5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.
6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.
7. Expect men to compliment, but don't believe them if complimented.

Extremely Complicated!

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Return to Normal Life After Mothers Day

Chahe sara jag rooth jaye mujhe uski parwah nahi.. bus meri Maa
Ki bhu nhi ruthni chahiye..

Return to normal life after #mothersday

Thursday, May 7, 2015

Itna Khubsurat Ghar Kaise Banaya

politicianEk Mantri USA Gaya To Meet His

Politician Friend

Uska Ghar Bahot Khubsurat Tha.

Indian : Itna Khubsurat Ghar Kaise Banaya?
American: Wo Samne Bridge Nazar Aa Raha Hai ?
Indian : Haan
American: Uska 10% Apni Jeb Me...!!

Phir American India Aya To Hairaan Reh Gaya,
K Indian Ka Ghar Us Se Bhi Zada Khubsurat Hai

American: Tum Ne Kaise Banaya Itna Khubsurat Ghar??
Indian : Wo Samne Bridge Nazar Aa Raha Hai??
American: Nahi

Indian :Hahahahhahahahahahaha

Haryanvi Love Story

haryanvi-love-storyEk ladka ek ladki ko red rose deta h tab ladki bahut sharmate hue kehti hai..

Na yo ni lendi mai.yo to lagre mhare ghRaaa

What is love and explain in details

English   paper for 12th class

Question :-What is love and explain in details ?   ( 20 marks)


USA's Student.......
Answer: Love is life.

(marks :  5  out  of  20 )

UK's Student......
Answer : Love is pain.

( marks : 5 out  of  20 )

UAE's Student......
Answer : Love  Khuda   hai.

( marks : 5 out  of  20 )

Indian Student........
Answer :

- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated

1 sided & 2 sided

- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenagers but nowadays can be found in any age

Phone Addiction


Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
Mother's Sandal......

(marks  20  out  of  20 )

Excellent !!

Don't ask Indian students ,
They can stretch any thing for 20  marks !

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