Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Banta had been hit by a car

Santa calls an ambulance because his mate Banta had been hit by a car......
Santa: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken.

'Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
Santa: 'Outside 28 Connaught Place .
'Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'

Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute...
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'

More heavy breathing and another minute later.
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?' This goes on for another few minutes until....

Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'

Santa: 'Yes, sorry about dat... I couldn't spell Connaught place, so I just dragged him round to Minto road ....tussi Minto

Road de spelling note karo.????

After the elections Manmohan ji went back to punjab

ManmohanAfter the elections, Manmohan ji went back to punjab. As usual, he took his chetak scooter, filled
petrol for 50Rs and went to the market.

After a little while, his scooter sputtered and died. He'd forgotten that petrol now costs Rs 75/litre. Cursing his luck, he pushed his scooter to the market.

He bought vegetables, gave a 100 rupee note to the sabjiwala and waited to receive the balance. But sabjiwala wanted 5 Rs more. Promising to give it the next day, he went and caught a bus home.

Without realizing that the minimum charge is now 7 Rs, he gave his last 2 Rs to the conductor.

After getting kicked out of the bus, he started walking home.

One question was still bothering him
How the hell did we manage to win even 44 seats....!!!!

Tere pyar me fanna ho jaungi

I love u
I can't live without u!
mar jaungi...!
mit jaungi..!

Jehar pee jaungi
tere pyar me fanna ho jaungi!

dekh le jaise tujhe thik lage..

Whatsapp jokes padh-padhke bigad gayi ho

3rd class ka Bachcha: Madam, main aapko kaisa lagta hoon?
Whatsapp jokes padh-padhke bigad gayi ho
Madam: So sweet.
Bachcha: To main apne Mummy Papa ko kab bheju aapke ghar?

Madam: Kyun?
Bachcha: Baat aage badhane ke liye.
Madam: Yeh kya bakwass hai..!
Bachcha: Tution ke liye... Kya Madam! Aap bhi na kasam se Whatsapp jokes padh-padhke bigad gayi ho

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