Thursday, February 11, 2016

Women concerned about their husband's happiness

detective-to-find-reason-of-husband-happinessSome women are so concerned about their husband's happiness.
that they hire detectives to find out who is responsible for it :P

Best joke ever about Ladies driving

women-driversBest joke ever about Ladies driving:
Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi to tumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha.
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Patient:
Kaun sa road?
Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha. 

Propose tujhe khak karu

valentine-dayBanto Ne slim se ladke ko dekh kar arz kiya,
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Chehra tera khas nhi, 
Haddiyo pe tere maas nahi,
Propose tujhe khak karu..

My Valentine Week Calendar

valentine-dayFebruary 7, 2013: Rose Day
February 8, 2013: Propose Day
February 9, 2013: Chocolate Day
February 10, 2013: Teddy Day
February 11, 2013: Promise Day
February 12, 2013: Hug Day
February 13, 2013: Kiss Day
February 14, 2013: Valentine Day

My Valentine Week's Calendar

February 7, 2013: just enjoy your life
February 8, 2013: just enjoy your life
February 9, 2013: just enjoy your life
February 10, 2013: just enjoy your life
February 11, 2013: just enjoy your life
February 12, 2013: just enjoy your life
February 13, 2013: just enjoy your life
February 14, 2013 : just enjoy your life

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl

Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, a few seconds later the girl slaps him for pinching.

Hubby to wife:  I swear I didn't .

Wife: I know, I did it..

 
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