What is the Fastest thing in the World

4 Students:
1 of HARVARD
1 of OXFORD
1 of TEXAS
&
Santa Singh of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY...

1 Common Question:-

"What is the Fastest thing in the World?"

Student of HARVARD: "Light"

Student of OXFORD: "Thought"

Student of TEXAS:
"Blink of an Eye"

SANTA SINGH of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY:
"Loose Motion!"

Because

Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & Before I Could "Blink", "Think" or "Turn on the Light",,
It was all Over...

Harvard / Oxford / Texas Shocked .... Punjab Rocked...!!!

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Insaan Duniya me 3 Chizo k liye mehnat

Insaan Duniya me 3 Chizo k liye mehnat

karta Hai:
1-Mera Naam Uncha Ho.
2-Mera libas Achcha Ho.
3-Mera Makaan Khubsurat Ho..
LEKIN. .Insan k marte hi BHAGVAN uski 3
chizee Subse pahley Badal Deta Hai:
1Naam. [Swargiya]
2-Libaas. [Kafan]
3Makaan. [Samshan]
A silent msg but we don't  Realize

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Agar Computer System Punjabi Mai Hota

Agar Computer System Punjabi Mai Hota To kuch KEYS ya MESSAGES k naam iss prakaar hote:

Welcome :   Jee ayaa nu.

Ok :   Ahoo.

Insert:   Paao

Send:   Sutto

Download:   Thalle laao

Delete:    Mitti paao

Search:    Labbo

Run:   Nasso

Syntax Error:  Durr fitte moo

Ctrl+Alt+Del:   Sayaapa hi  Mukaoo

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